99 Problems Weed Seeds


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99 Problems Flower White 99 and Stardawg blend to create a powerful Sativa that increases focus while still reducing stress. Citrus notes combine with floral and natural aromas including Get details and read the latest customer reviews about 99 Problems by Cloud Cover Cannabis on Leafly. 99 problems cannabis strain is a Sativa dominant hybrid, derived as a cross between Stardawg and White 99 strains. The THC content of this potent strain

99 Problems Flower

White 99 and Stardawg blend to create a powerful Sativa that increases focus while still reducing stress. Citrus notes combine with floral and natural aromas including sandalwood, balsam, and poplar. This strain is great for daytime focus but should be avoided by those patients prone to paranoia.

Genetics: White 99 x Stardawg


alpha-Humulene chamomile, sandalwood, balsam, poplar calming, sedative, stress relieving
beta-Myrcene mango, hops, parsley leaf calming, sedative, increases focus
Fenchyl Alcohol lime, bitter bronchodilation, anti-acne, antioxidant
Limonene grapefruit, orange, lemon stress-relieving, increases focus
Terpineol floral, lilac, lime, peach, sweet antioxidant, anticancer, anticonvulsant, antiulcer, antihypertensive, anti-nociceptive
trans-Caryophyllene cloves, turpentine anti-inflammatory, pain-relieving, fever-reducing, increases circulation
*GrowHealthy products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease and have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.

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GrowHealthy Regular Flower 3.5g $50

2.5mg per inhalation 4x daily = 10mg daily
Price per 30 day supply: $21.00
Price per 50 day supply: $36.00
Price per 70 day supply: $50.00

39 reviews for 99 Problems Flower

L (verified owner) – July 24, 2020

’99 PROBLEMS,’ IS THE BEST SO FAR!! I am a REAL CUSTOMER, a military veteran, who enjoys a good smoke from old-school marijuana. I have searched numerous dispensaries and tried many different strains of buds in Florida. To my disappointment, there’s not much good stuff out here for people like me, who prefer recreational weed.. However, 99 PROBLEMS strain from Grow Healthy is FANTASTIC and is the closest Sativa potent smoke I have found thus far to what I am looking for..

Lee (verified owner) – July 28, 2020

Amazing strain… Does everything i need it to. Great taste, heavy euphoria and energizing. Definitely my favorite strain as of right now. 99 Problems gave me zero problems. Perfect grow of a perfect strain.

ricky – August 26, 2020

Really good fresh buds ? service good to

Chris (verified owner) – August 30, 2020

This is some bad Ass S#^!
First time to Grow Healthy and this is my new dispensary. It don’t get any better.

Albud420 (verified owner) – September 17, 2020

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Can’t compare with Grow healthy quality,99 problems is great ?

Michael Macaulay Birks (verified owner) – October 6, 2020

Outstanding sativa, hyper focused yet a bit of a head buzz, reccomend 100. Grow Healthy has the best flower in Orlando, hands down

Wayne STIRLING Wright (verified owner) – October 19, 2020

Grow Healthy continues to impress with high THC and just the right growing and curing.
99Problems at 30% THC gets the just job done. This should be the standard in all companies! Consistent and long lasting. OCALA Grow Healthy continues to impress with the selections.
I’ma fan.

Michael Macaulay Birks (verified owner) – October 31, 2020

outstanding @ 27% THC, seems better than the last time at 34%….by far best dispensary in Orlando, If they carried crumble I’d never go anywhere else

J Spence (verified owner) – November 4, 2020

Sorry I take 5⭐️ reviews very seriously but if possible I would’ve given this a 4.75⭐️ rating. The strains that make up 99 Problems are not nearly as good on their own but combined, OMG!! Quickly became one of my top 3

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Don (verified owner) – November 13, 2020

What they said. I’ll be back.

Dar Garbo (verified owner) – November 13, 2020

Love this strain. I keep my smoking only in the evening – 99 problems allows me to mellow out happily with TV or my thoughts, and then drift blissfully into a full night’s sleep. Love 99!

Eric Stahl – November 20, 2020

I tried the Littles of 99 Problems. I had long avoided this strain, due to the name (I guess I don’t get the reference), and that I am prone to anxiety. This is very good medicine! Powerful, uplifting, and mood elevating! Encourages my open and clear communication, I feel ready for anything, but not edgy. This is the perfect Sativa-dominant experience, with a very gentle come-down. If ya feel blue, this will lift you. Stuck creatively? This will get you flowing again. Great flavors and aromas, as usual from GrowHeathy. Amazing strain.

Erica Carlton (verified owner) – December 13, 2020

In my opinion, 99 Problems in flower form is a STANDOUT! I love this strain to get medicated and focused, first thing of a morning. It always energizes me and helps give me that boost of get up and go.

Cecelia J Maser (verified owner) – December 28, 2020

My new fav! First thing in the morning smoking this flavor is a great way to start your day.

Amber DeMonbreun – January 1, 2021

This strain has never disappointed! Nice even and lifted mood, not too tired and not too overstimulated. Highly recommended

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Anne (verified owner) – January 1, 2021

Waited until I tried 3 different batches of this strain and at 21%, 23% and 27.8%, all of them were unimpressive as far as smell, taste and most importantly, potency. For me, it just didn’t do much and I had to mix it with some others I prefer like White 99, Durban Dawg, Queso Perro, and Silicon Valley to get the desired effects. Since GrowHealthy has me spoiled with those others, I won’t get this strain again. It’s a little too dry for me and I needed to use some moisture packets to help get it from being too brittle. I’m judging hard, but that’s what I’m here to do… Solid 3 stars overall for having nice little buds packed with crystals. I would recommend atleast trying this strain once, but it should be low on your list to try in my opinion. I tend to like indicas more than sativas.

Kenny K – January 2, 2021

Checks all the boxes. No reason not to order this

William Mellon (verified owner) – March 26, 2021

My top favorite Sativa so far. Flower and ground have been my go to. Great for daytime or night. Satisfied… relaxed. Beautiful stuff.

David – May 12, 2021

Awesome strain. I know they list it as a sativa but it honestly feels like a balanced hybrid. I would say that his strain is more uplifting than it is energizing. You’ll totally feel a little stoned after the peak

Annie B. – May 19, 2021

my favorite sativa GH carries! Energizing and uplifting. Great Euphoric effects.

Jean (verified owner) – May 28, 2021

Oh yeah, everything a good Sativa should be.

DJ-BLAZE1 – May 31, 2021

Im a indica guy but man 99 Problems is one of my most favorite sativa. Not sure why it says causes anxiety but it does the opposite for me and smashes it. Bud are huge colas, beautiful looks blue with purple hairs and violets accents. I would recommend you try this strain at least once. Especially if they don’t have your favorite indica. Thanks GH⛽️

99 Problems

Sometimes you have to challenge the best, which is exactly what we have done with Cloud Cover’s in-house creation of 99 Problems, a cross between White 99 and Stardawg. With an aroma of refreshing sweet berries, this potent sativa will ignite the mind and invigorate the soul. Experience strongly advised, 99 Problems should not be approached by the faint of heart or those susceptible to paranoia.

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99 Problems

99 problems cannabis strain is a Sativa dominant hybrid, derived as a cross between Stardawg and White 99 strains. The THC content of this potent strain is relatively high, ranging up to 28-30%, CBD levels are less than 1%.





99 Problems Strain Review

The buds of this strain are medium-sized, deep green colored, with plenty of dark amber pistils and white sticky trichomes.

The aroma and taste of 99 problems strain are acid, tart, but also have some sweet berry tones to it.

99 problems is a very potent Sativa strain, best enjoyed in the social setting, perfect for creativity, deep conversations, networking, and spending time with people in general. It immediately uplifts the mood, boosts focus, motivation, and creativity, relaxes tension, and provides an energy boost. Its a great daytime strain that keeps you going through the day and guarantees you will feel happy and uplifted for a long time.

Adverse effects might include dry eyes and mouth, and possible paranoia. This strain is not recommended for novice users.

21 Replies to “99 Problems”

Duuuuude. That shit hits hard. I’m QwickleQwacked in just 2 rips. But he’ll yeah. I’m gona Rise up Be Selfless and Grateful for Today I was blessed with 99 Problems. Finally a slew of problems pays it all back. Time to enter the next stage. Till then.

99 Problems eases every other problem I might have at the moment..really starts a conversation as most great strains should..The buds beautiful, very dense..Flavor fruity,woodsy and skunky..puts hair on your teeth .

Hi Angie Yetter…. Hey what I noticed that your comment was your name My maiden name was Angie Yotter and I have left reviews on here before. I had to look twice thinking maybe I had smoked a bit too much and spelled it wrong. I had never met anybody with a name so close to mine! Happy trails ♊ ~~Angela Yotter Vogelman Walton,Ks

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